Said Trump to Epstein, "Get out of Dodge,
Need a happy ending, and a massage,
Got me a sideline, bought me a prime-time pageant

Honeypot pipeline, to hot young talent,
Yeah, rhinestones and glitter,
Bikini and leather,
All those Melanies and Heathers do whatever you'd rather."
(I hear he'll grab 'em by the nethers.)

So along with their sidekick madame Ghislaine
Maxwell, they're gonna make a killing,
Rake in billions, traffic teenage children,
And do some shilling for Putin, just like comic book villains.


    Don't even bother asking them why,
    All they ever do is lie,
    This is where America goes to die,
    And where bad people go to fry,
    Trump and Epstein, in a jet they fly,
    Or in a jail cell swinging so high,
    Oligarchs in the sky, Dear Lord,
    Oligarchs, my my.


Now Kompromat is an age-old practice,
Don't try and redact this, we know what the facts is,
You evil axis of tariff-taxes,
And chainsaw-tweaking space exes,
In on the fix, in on the fix,
Same old tricks, same deep-state deep-six,
Getting their kicks,
With the cringe, and icks,
And then light it all up with Streisand effects.
Now, toss the Mossad into that mix,

Or the DOJ, or MI-6
Or FSB, or anyone else I missed,
Who'll give you money and favors,
All for just a look at that list

(Chorus)

Now Jesus loves all the children of the world,
But these two like little blond girls,
Hotter like his daughter, but beware the flood waters,
When his supporters get obsessed with the borders,
And now they claim they couldn't afford to warn her,
And now her mourners are torn up and wailing "How long, Lord? How Long?"

And when you ask your congressman why,
He'll just cover it up and lie,
This is where America goes to die,
And where bad people go to fry,

Trump and Epstein, in a jet they fly,
Or in a jail cell swinging so high,
Oligarchs in the sky, Dear Lord,

Oligarchs, my my.
Oligarchs in the sky, Dear Lord,
Oligarchs, my my, my.


(Hey Trump, I hear you like 'em on the younger side…)
In on the fix, in on the fix,
Same old tricks, same old deep-state deep-six
In on the fix, in on the fix,
All this, for a list they insist doesn't exist (Repeat)